Sunday, 9 May 2010

New chair sends my nuts asleep

Got a new 'chair' for my desk. Its a kneeling stool. More of a cushion. Its suppose to be better for posture. It makes my nuts fall asleep. Ive broken 3 hangers which ive stepped on because ive left them on the floor of my room.

Whole Seabass is on offer at Morrisons at 1/3 off. Not selling as much as predicted. My curiosity to try jellied eels is getting stronger. They look revolting. So why do I want to try them? Maybe this could be a new marketing ploy for food companies who find it hard to make food look appetizing. Make it look revolting and it will intrigue people into trying it.

Ive written a new joke. Im worried about trying it as two types of moron will misunderstand the joke. One type of moron will think im being racist and love the joke for the wrong reason, and one type of moron will think im racist and take offense. I might only ever use the joke when im certain the audience will get the purpose of it.

Speaking of racism, I have to deal with racist old people at work. Many elderly customers come in and speak to me, and spout their views and i have to smile and agree out of politeness.

My life has turned into one of sleep depravation, a feeling of under appreciation, life uncertainty, bitterness, creative boredom, sluggishness, internet dependancy, social and romantic loneliness. I was hoping most of those would fuel my creative endeavors, but sometimes you can just go on in a mundane existence and not see the funny side of it.

Mondays are made for fresh starts and Monday mid mornings are made for rescheduling fresh starts for the next week.

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